Sunday, July 27, 2014
Kiddie Pools and a German Tourist
As we don't surf, we have to find other ways to enjoy Surfer's Beach.
Such as the Kiddie Pools.
On this trip to the Kiddie Pools, and the first big wave beach Georgia had ever seen, it was a very choppy, windy, heavy wave day. The above photo is just as Jerry is about to grab Georgia, forcibly pulling her into the crashing waves, thereby scaring the dog so badly that she is still scared to death of even the smallest waves.
Shells for Sharks.
There is always a ton of beach treasures: Shells, sea glass, trash, and kelp.
The naked German woman who came out of nowhere to scream at Jerry for putting the children at risk obviously did not know we are careful and understanding of the ocean's power.
With all of the naked boobs flapping in the breeze, she must not have noticed that Jerry and the kids were standing in completely dry spots on the iron shore, as the waves didn't break in that area.
With all of the breezes blowing across her ample bottom, she must not have realized the tide was outgoing and so the risk of being washed away, even in a German accent, was at a minimum.
But in true German form, she was stubborn, and adamant that Jerry remove the children to a safer place.
Perhaps to the invisible nudist colony from which she materialized and should return?
Our eyes, however, may never be the same......
Posted by Paula at 3:47 PM