Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Smoking Cuteness

Remember when everyone smoked?  Remember going into a restaurant and sitting in the smoking section and half dying from second hand smoke inhalation?

Remember cigarette commercials in magazines, when smoking was portrayed as sexy and glamorous?

Remember going clubbing and coming home with your hair smelling like an old ashtray?

Good times.

What about candy cigarettes, wrapped in paper, that when you blew in them a little puff of white, powered sugar came out the end as if you were actually smoking?  How cool were you???

Way cool.

Smoking, we all know, is very bad for you and everyone and everything.  It causes diseases, wrinkles, aging, blah blah blah.  We know.  It's horrible.

I'm not condoning smoking.  Or encouraging smoking. Or judging smokers. 

I'm blogging about my insanely cute kid "smoking" a vegan, GMO-free, cruelty-free, organic, sea salt, locally produced veggie straw. 


 Phoebe, you are the cutest, coolest veggie straw smoker I've ever seen. 

 And the silliest. 

(Don't give me that look, Paige.  You're cute, too.  And kind of scary.  Now go smoke a straw. )