Dad, we are
so used to having a parent around 24/7 that we can't possibly entertain ourselves so now we're bored. Play with us.
Sure thing kids
who I love to spoil constantly all day everyday with candy, sugar, and high adrenaline activities!
Hop on the skim board I so cleverly turned into a human-powered speed machine!
Keep your balance now. Bend your knees slightly. And if you roll off keep your mouth shut so you won't get sand in your teeth.
Phoebe's turn! I'll go slow. Don't stand facing front. Josh run beside her in case she falls off
so she can land on you.
Pull me again, Daddy! Please?
Not right now. The 100 hp (human-power) machine needs a rest. And perhaps some candy.
Want some kids?